Breathe Easy World, Tanning Mom Will Be OK

Patricia Krentcil, everyone’s favorite overcooked sausage/shitty mother, is back in rehab after suffering a seizure. It’s unclear but it looks like the seizure was caused by her system trying to adjust to not being bombarded by constant UV radiation and Parrothead happy hour specials from Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Cafe. She has been in the Lukens Institute since June 20th after she was to drunk to get on a plane in Minneapolis. She had to be pretty fucking wasted considering the level of inebriation of half of the passengers on most commercial flights.

I’m not sure why it is that Patricia fascinates us so here at WWTDD. Maybe it’s a childhood fondness for ugly orange creatures stemming from too many viewings of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or maybe it’s because she epitomizes the kind of fame seeking douchebaggery that feeds our engine of shit talking. Either way, we hope she survives. Just think of all the remarkably stupid ass shit she has yet to do.