Fuck yeah, America. Heidi Klum could’ve made it anywhere, but she made it here. In this country, you can kick Seal out of your bed and start banging your kids’ bodyguard and the gossip rags pen cover stories about ‘Heidi’s great romance’. Try that back in Germany and you’re off to the stalag. So count Heidi Klum among the every single damn celebrity yesterday trying to out red, white, and blue each other. Heidi probably could’ve dropped her top or stopped sheltering her money from income taxes if she really wanted to show her fealty to her adopted homeland. Maybe for Labor Day.
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