We've all had fun laughing at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for naming their bastard daughter North West. But it's not like the Kardashian family is new to naming their kids something stupid. Every member of that brood has a name that begins with the letter K. So, why didn't they name this future reality show exploited child with a K name? Because Kim was afraid of people mistaking their brood for the KKK. As in, the Ku Klux Klan. In an upcoming episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, scholarly Kim explains to her shiftless brother Brody that "Our kid, if it's a K, then they'll call us the KKK." Kim Kanye and Baby K.
I'd like to build a logic tree depicting Kim and Kanye's thinking through on this one. They couldn't just avoid the 'K' name because it's a stupid ass tradition designed in Hades by the puppet master Kris Jenner? It had to be because of some illogical and completely unsubstantiated fear of being a family of color who people might believe are sending secret Klan signals? And your backup plan is to give the kid a stupid fucking directional name that actually will haunt them forever? Abort.