Lindsay Lohan Going Into the Wild After Rehab

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 1:31 PM

Lindsay Lohan now realizes that the only way to save herself from her addictions is to disappear. Hide from the media, parties, her drug toting friends in Los Angeles and New York. When she gets out of rehab, she’s headed out into the wild. Somewhere far away where she can get back in touch with her true self. Which just happens to be a drug-addicted heavy drinking big city party girl. So expect that trip to be short.

(2) Comments

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    miche the killer 07/02/2013 15:07

    I’m suddenly hoping the grizzly mating season will coincide with her release. And that part of her release involves being rubbed in bacon.

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    Kanye is an ass 07/02/2013 16:22

    She will be back in jail for a whopping 23 minutes soon…

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