Miley Cyrus’ Mouth Keeps Getting Bigger

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that Maxim named this woman the hottest female on the planet. It was like arguing with my Uncle Ray over whether or not Paul O’Neill was the greatest baseball player ever. It always ended up with me calling Ray a retard and Ray telling me my parents never loved me. We were both clinically correct. I don’t want to have that fight with Maxim. If they think Aladdin’s monkey is the walking embodiment of female sexuality, so be it. Next year they can name the remaining female parts of Chaz Bono the winner. I do not care. Except I do. Idiots.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, INF

(5) Comments

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    Admiral 07/02/2013 12:42

    Haha, Lex, I have to admit this one was pretty good.

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 07/02/2013 13:36

    She looks like Brigitte Nielson… know, without all the pesky sexiness…..

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    Beylerbey 07/02/2013 14:37

    Are you the Keymaster?

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/02/2013 14:59

    She looked better before getting that stupid haircut. Just goes to show you how superficial I am.

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    blindmole 07/02/2013 17:51

    wait, were you rooting for or against paulie as the best?

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