Paris Hilton is blowing up in France like a summer Muslin slums riot. The surrender monkeys in their mock turtlenecks can not get enough of this tittering blond heiress. They're putting her front and center in a reality TV show you've never heard of finding jobs in L.A. for these moderately attractive French girls. In turn, the girls are teaching Paris how to say 'The demon bumps are back in my lady area, do you have a cream or ointment?' in French. This show is going to win several awards involving medallions.
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