Prince William and Kate Middleton Produce a Male Heir

July 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I don’t know much about English royalty, but I think this birth means Kate Middleton now gets to live. Even when Prince William starts having sex with his homely cousins to whom he is naturally attracted, Kate will be protected from the guillotine by right of birthing a future king. For their part, the Brits are celebrating this glorious day by pouring HP sauce on all their food and talking about how awesome England was in the 1600’s.

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