Teresa And Joe Giudice Indicted For Bank Fraud

By Lex July 30, 2013 @ 12:22 PM

Teresa And Joe Giudice On The Set Of Celebrity Apprentice In New York
There’s really nothing more satisfying than when a reality star goes to prison. I mean, short of a sex tape from the few good looking ones, this is the best you can hope for. It’s some kind of Karmic justice against all the annoying people in the world wrapped up into the cell block rape of some identifiable names. I’ve never seen the Real Housewives of New Jersey because I have male parts, but I’m told Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe are two of the big stars. I guess the happy Jersey couple maybe kind of lied and defrauded the shit out of their finances and taxes and business deals over the past decade and are now facing thirty years in real scary prison. It’s going to be a scramble for Bravo to replace these two con artists on the show. Though I suppose scraping up some dog crap and painting a pair of fake titties on it wouldn’t take that long.

Photo Credit: WENN

(3) Comments

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    The Mildly Tanned Knight 07/30/2013 13:13

    Okay so lets review….I visit WWTDD and instead of getting Mackenzie Rosman in Maxim (or any upskirts or nip slips at all), I get reality douches in trouble with the IRS, Justin Bieber’s busdriver getting a ticket, Avril Lavigne’s new music video, Chris Matthews, Sharon Osbourne, and Tyra Banks in a Burqa.

    Lex, you are the most useless piece of shit I’ve ever seen write for a web site.

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    Doo Doo Fresh 07/30/2013 13:39

    *Doo Doo Fresh nods his head

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    Beylerbey 07/30/2013 16:05

    The funniest thing about this post is the notion of Lex having male parts. Good one, sweety.

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