Dr. Phil Has Questions

Dr. Phil doesn’t just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it’s cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he’s putting together. And it pissed off a lot of people who are wondering why the question needed to be asked in the first place. But a man of science like Dr. Phil is not about to let political correctness thwart his sacred journey to the truth. Also, he now knows he can’t plow the butter face staff intern who got loaded at the wrap party. Well, he can’t do it and then tweet about it. Lesson learned.