Dr. Phil Has Questions

By Lex August 21, 2013 @ 5:29 PM

Dr. Phil doesn’t just inuit stuff in his giant melon brain, he goes out and does his research. Like learning if it’s cool to nail a drunk girl. This may or may not pertain to a show he’s putting together. And it pissed off a lot of people who are wondering why the question needed to be asked in the first place. But a man of science like Dr. Phil is not about to let political correctness thwart his sacred journey to the truth. Also, he now knows he can’t plow the butter face staff intern who got loaded at the wrap party. Well, he can’t do it and then tweet about it. Lesson learned.

(7) Comments

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    AyWhole 08/21/2013 18:26

    Who does Dr. Phil hang out with at these “rap” parties? DMX, Dre, Ice Cube? Its more likely he attends WRAP parties, like when a show wraps up for the season, you illiterate idiot.

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    brettmojo 08/21/2013 18:46

    How else are you supposed to have sex with them?

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    woodcock 08/21/2013 21:21

    Dr. Phil doesn’t throw rap parties or wrap parties. But he does throw a really nice Christmas party.

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    Admiral 08/22/2013 00:45

    I make it a rule that I will not have sex with a drunk girl unless I am also drunk. It’s only fair.

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    deliminator 08/22/2013 11:29

    There’s nothing quote like simplifying a complex question to 140 characters and yes or no answers.

  6. avatar
    Shortshanks 08/22/2013 13:35

    Is it OK…???

    …or did he mean “is it better”??

  7. avatar
    Warlord Dave 08/22/2013 17:57

    If a boy is drunk, is it ok to have sex with him?

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