Eva Longoria Rides Her Bike Looking for Cock

By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 12:26 PM

Eva Longoria Looking Chesty While Riding Her Bike In Los Angeles
Eva Longoria is pretty genius. You wouldn’t know from hearing her mind numbing political platitudes. But just like a sinister dude, she set up a whole reality dating show with NBC last year so she could cast a bunch of super hot male model dudes in her dating range, one of whom she started boning furiously around the globe. They shagged in France and Spain and Greece and in a bunch of other places rich people go to have sex, like the ass. Since she thinks like a dude, after three months of non-stop humping, Eva dumped her new boyfriend and jumped on her bike to go find the next piece of meat. People just don’t understand the work involved in being a man.

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(8) Comments

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:24

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:24

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:25

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:25

    So don’t Peepers……….

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:26

    So don’t Peepers……….

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    Shortshanks 08/26/2013 17:28

    So don’t Peepers……….

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    deliminator 08/27/2013 00:29

    So don’t peepers

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    RoreyRock 08/27/2013 01:42

    Hahahaha!! Best story lead line yet- laughed my ass off.

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