I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman's grade school kid. He didn't do nothing to nobody, now he's got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit out of. I always feel bad for the children. It's the simpleton's way of assessing a situation.
Here's Lauren with her sister who has suddenly shown up with perfect hair now that cameras are all over the place. Maybe she'll make a baby with Randy.
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