Madonna Turns 55, Lourdes Ready to Take Over

By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 2:50 PM

Lourdes Leon In A Bikini With Madonna And Family On The Water In Ville Franche, France
Madonna had a good run. She made a shit ton out of precious few natural resources. She’s like Hong Kong. But now she needs to turn the chieftain stick over to her daughter Lourdes. Lourdes has tools her mother never had. Like the innate talents to draw in a straight male audience. Time to chip away the ice floe and send Madonna on her next great adventure. Goodbye, Madge, we’ll see you on the other side.

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(3) Comments

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    deliminator 08/16/2013 15:31

    Lex pedo blah blah blah

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    Shortshanks 08/16/2013 16:38

    LOURDES………lordy lordy………

    ….and I wonder……shaven? Brazilian??

    ….or natural like her mom oh so many years ago…….

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