See If You Can Find the Crack Binging Proof in the Lamar Odom Allegations (VIDEO)

By Lex August 27, 2013 @ 1:49 PM

Can you find any sourcing in this TMZ piece leveling all kinds of allegations about Lamar Odom? It seems so obviously just a repeat of shit from Kris Jenner in this Lamar Odom is a disappeared crack addict story. Khloe is a saint, she’s trying to help Lamar, whose lost in a cloud of crack, that’s why he’s locked himself in motel rooms banging whores. It has nothing to do with the sound of his wife’s shrieking voice penetrating his ear drums like the Ceti eel crawling into Chekov’s brain.

But, wait, TMZ is now backing into building a drug case against Lamar. Hotel employees found burn marks in his hotel room carpet!

We’re told that during at least part of the time he was playing for the Mavs, Lamar was smoking Oxycontin and cocaine.

‘We’re told’, ‘we learned. Passive tense with no sourcing. Jesus, I don’t even like Lamar Odom, but I hope that fucker is running as fast and as far away from Calabasas as humanly possible.

(3) Comments

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    658811 08/27/2013 15:31

    As if this page’s journalism is any better. Stay classy, folks!

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    Ole Stinker 08/27/2013 16:36

    I’m with Lex on this one, 658811. TMZ talks about “sources” as if they are legitimate media, even if they are just feeding us news straight from the Kardashians. WWTDD tells you directly at the bottom of the page that its parent company is getting money and information directly from the Kardashians in exchange for keeping them in the news, and that it is partially paid advertizing for the Kardashian image. Why do you think they canned Brendon? Sure there were the occasional weeks where he would go off his meds and not write anything, but Spin was probably mostly upset that he wasn’t willing to write story after story about its paying clients.

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    Doctor Mindbender 08/28/2013 07:00

    Do you smoke Oxycontin? I thought you ground it up and snorted it.

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