Simon Cowell Was Also Banging Carmen Electra?

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You Happen to Fuck Simon Cowell Behind My Back clause in the agreement. So just a cool mill. Andrew also took Simon’s name out of the divorce papers for some other untold sum of money. But none of this cheesy ass cheating and divorce news is nearly as interesting as the side story about Carmen Electra being secretly simultaneously also romantically involved with Simon. Even better, Carmen called it quits when she walked in on Simon at home busting his baby nut into his buddy’s wife, the actual Lauren Silverman. This cat is a serious player. A jerky untrustworthy dickweed you’d shoot if he came near your property, but a serious player. I’m borderline on admiration right now. Hold your letters ladies, I’d of course still talk shit about him behind his back at PTA events if he ever showed. Pig.

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