Carmen Electra Gaining Steam

June 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bratz doll dug up from the Pet Cemetary Carmen Electra never went for the natural look. This helps in old age. You can't fade if you were never bright. The Kylie Jenner long con.


Carmen Electra’s Lube And Shit Around The Web

August 21, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

90’s hottie Carmen Electra is coming out with her own line of personal lube. You can fire up those old Baywatch tapes and slather your wiener in her petroleum jellies and have a grand old time. Hide the selfie stick now.... READ MORE

Carmen Electra See Through At Vienna Ball

May 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The AIDS parties really are the best. I don’t mean those popup street fairs where HIV positive rogues gang rape a newbie into the club. Those are amusing but with a tinge of regret. I mean the big dress... READ MORE

Carmen Electra in a Bikini

March 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Any time Carmen Electra posts bikini pictures of herself, the media raves about how she looks as good as she did in her Baywatch days in the late 90’s. It’s a tacit reminder about how she hasn’t worked in... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Now Also a DJ

January 17, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody calls themselves a DJ, but how many can actually score a sweet gig spinning the tunes in Uruguay? That’s the 2015 version of being big in Japan. It’s unclear whether Carmen Electra brought her own iPod or one... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Does Katy Perry

October 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel Svedka Vodka selected the economy package for their Halloween holiday advertising campaign. Carmen Electra homaging Katy Perry in somebody’s kitchen means Svedka isn’t serious about switching me from Ketel One when choosing vodkas to... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Resurfaces (VIDEO)

October 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Carmen Electra appeared on Oprah’s “Where Are They Now?” and talked about her marriage to Dennis Rodman and some other shit that even Oprah couldn’t pretend to care about any more. Getting screen time is a bitch these days,... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Photobombed With Tit

September 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve been waiting for something interesting to happen at the New York Fashion Week. Like a Sarah Jessica Parker shooting spree or Michelle Rodriguez caught finger banging the mayor’s lesbian wife. But nothing. I understand fasion is supposed to... READ MORE

Carmen Electra Can Do What She Wants

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who’s going to tell Carmen Electra she can’t pull her pants up around her chest and show off her tits on a red carpet? The same people who told Sylvester Stallone to stop making Expendables movies? Nobody gives a... READ MORE