Courtney Stodden Lets Big Brother See Her Titties

By Lex September 03, 2013 @ 12:06 PM

She has been banging grandpa since sixteen, so I guess it only makes sense she saved her first legal titty flash for Big Brother. It’s not many girls that get to peak in their careers on national, or British national, television, but Courtney Stodden did so. So in your face detractors. Short of adding James Deen up her poop chute, this is pretty much the zenith of Courtney’s professional existence. The gussied up haircuts since Kindergarten, learning to light a match in the outhouse after dropping a stinky deuce, hooking up to a guy with network TV residuals at fifteen, it was all leading up to this point. It’s like watching Jordan sobbing as he caressed his first NBA title trophy. Courtney’s tits even look like the NBA title trophy, complete with the finger prints of a dozen sweaty men.


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(5) Comments

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    LoK 09/03/2013 13:33

    I can see why playboy turned her down

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    Shortshanks 09/03/2013 13:37

    This is the sort of thing that is making people cut their Cable connection…..

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    miche the killer 09/03/2013 18:15

    I want pepperoni all the sudden…

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    Admiral 09/03/2013 20:33

    19 going on 75…

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    Jackazz 09/03/2013 21:29

    i just threw up a little in my mouth…

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