If you want to learn how to make money being a skeevy human rash, why not jump right into the champions of turning crabs into cash and visit The Kardashians. Courtney Stodden didn’t exactly hit up the Kardashian store DASH so much as she was called there. Like Luke to Dagobah. While Courtney Stodden can only dream of a $100 million empire built on vacuous sluttery, if you’re not betting big on her taking a famous man of color into one of her cha-ching sounding orifices, you’re not playing your money smart.
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