I’m not sure what you’re supposed to do with this 138 Water product they’re pushing all over town. I think you’re supposed to pour it on your tits as a sexual allegory for being sprayed with jizz. Which is a super damn turn on, until you start associating 138 Water with jizz. I’m not sure I’d pay to drink that. I know the people making it claim that 138 is cool kid slang for I Love You. But what if it really means, I Laugh While You Drink My Jizz. I don’t see that working widely.
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