Sometimes a woman’s ass is so fine, you just want to do something stupid. Like write her a poem or tell her you have a real job or ask her to marry you. The poetry and the lying stuff can be really humiliating, but it won’t cost you alimony when she decides she needs to find herself. I’d stick with that.
Here’s British reality show chick Kimberley Garner in a bikini with butt cheeks that look like I doodled them in one of my masturbatory sketches during government class in high school.
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