Kimberley Garner In A Bikini

By Lex September 26, 2013 @ 1:18 PM

Kimberley Garner In A Bikini Poolside In The South Of France
Sometimes a woman’s ass is so fine, you just want to do something stupid. Like write her a poem or tell her you have a real job or ask her to marry you. The poetry and the lying stuff can be really humiliating, but it won’t cost you alimony when she decides she needs to find herself. I’d stick with that.

Here’s British reality show chick Kimberley Garner in a bikini with butt cheeks that look like I doodled them in one of my masturbatory sketches during government class in high school.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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(7) Comments

  1. MacDaddy 09/26/2013 13:30

    when did the Brits start getting so fkn hot?

  2. SomeoneluvsU 09/26/2013 13:38

    I would stick my bangers and mash in her pork pie.

    Up yours Jamie Oliver

  3. Raymond K. Hessel 09/26/2013 14:15

    If ever there was a salad that needed tossing…..

  4. miche the killer 09/26/2013 14:23

    i’m noticing a “stuffing it up my ass when it doesn’t come readily in a thong” trend…

  5. Shortshanks 09/26/2013 14:39

    SomeoneluvsU…..

    …I’d banger too……

    …but then again….I LOVES fu*kkin’

  6. Hugh G. Rection 09/26/2013 15:55

    Dunno. Seems to me she should try spending a little more time on the stair machine at the gym. Tone that thing up a little.

  7. God Hath Spoken 11/12/2013 17:45

    Wonder how much bird seed she can pick up with that beak.

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