Lady Gaga Releasing New Album on Veteran’s Day

By Lex September 04, 2013 @ 1:10 PM

Lady Gaga Preforms In A Thong At The iTunes Festival In London
If you happen to be a young woman who feels like nobody understands you, or a young man who feels like even those misunderstood girls wouldn’t understand why you have the heel of your mom’s best shoes wedged up your rectum, you probably can’t wait for the release of ARTPOP, Lady Gaga’s new album. It’s coming out on Veteran’s Day in honor of the fact that any male soldier caught listening to the album in the barracks will probably be beaten to death with a pillow case full of soap bars. Gaga debuted seven new songs from the album at the iTunes Festival in London while wearing a clam shell bikini. Many people said she reminded them of Botticelli’s Birth of Venus. Others that she made them feel like they’d just eaten bad clams. Art really is personal.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

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(4) Comments

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    snoodee 09/04/2013 13:28

    I fully expect her next to shove a camera up either “downstairs orifice” on a live webcast. She’s worn less and less clothes and finally went nude. Where else can she go from there? Webcast her next gynaecologists visit? Swallow a camera and let us track it going through her?

    If I were rewriting her wiki page I’d write average singer, good songwriter, not much to look at but to address that shortcoming she made herself look worse with tattoos.

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    Shortshanks 09/04/2013 14:10

    Snoodee………..

    …..all great suggestions……do you work with her publicist…??

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    Hugh G. Rection 09/04/2013 16:11

    ENOUGH of the Gaga posts. I’m sick of this illuminati satan-worshiping whore.

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    snoodee 09/04/2013 17:22

    What would Tyler Durden do. I bet he wouldn’t post images of skanks like Lohan, Cyrus, Gaga and all the fake-titted tattooed freaks that wwtdd posts each day. Adding Gaga to my filter now. I’m probably down to receiving 10% of wwtdd posts now.

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