Lena Dunham’s Dick

A bizarre piece of Lena Dunham fan fiction has hit the web that first appeared on Craigslist. Some strange/fucked up individual with a thing for doughy annoying chicks decided to post the piece in the “missed connections” section, AKA the “stalker forum”. Unlike other fan fiction in which the characters spend the entire story fucking, this one is mostly a guy whining about Lena Dunham’s success. Leave it to a Girls fan to make something that’s supposed to be sexy this lame. It’s told from the point of view of Lena’s college boyfriend who has trouble dealing with her success, (and the fact that she made a character based on him gay). Here is an excerpt:

“But seeing you naked again wasn’t enough. I needed more. I thought about what BabyUnicorn85 had said earlier. It’s like Lena Dunham grew a dick and the whole world lined up to suck it. And that’s what I imagined. You with a dick. Not a strap on, but you–small tits, soft curves, and all–with a big, hard, dick. Only I wasn’t there to suck it. I was bent over and spread open. Ready to be fucked.”

I can’t see why she thought he was gay. Some people are speculating that it really was her college boyfriend that wrote this. I think it was Lena herself. She hasn’t been in the news as much lately since her show is on hiatus so I think she did this just to get back in the papers. And make us think of her with a dick. Read the whole thing here.