Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini

By Lex September 24, 2013 @ 3:34 PM

Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg Poses In A Bikini For A Photoshoot On The Beach In Venice CA
Where do women learn to pose like this? I can barely manufacture a basic smile for a photograph. I feel awkward and always end up looking like a jackass in a Kinko’s sample brochure. Are these chicks going to some kind of posing camp? Can I get a job there teaching canoeing? Anybody who says all a woman needs to be successful is a nice pair of tits doesn’t know the half of it. I mean, they don’t know the other half of it. That nice tits part is definitely the first half.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

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(2) Comments

  1. Admiral 09/24/2013 15:42

    They get a lot of practice taking self-shots in the bathroom and twerking naked for their boyfriend(s). Whores, all of them.

  2. RangerLG 09/24/2013 16:10

    Pics in a bathing suit when there is a plethora of her in nothing. Yet we get Braindead Abraham with plaster over her cooch. We know who pays the bills here.

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