Snooki’s Own Tits Disgust Her

By Lex September 20, 2013 @ 4:28 PM

Nicole Snooki Polizzi At The 2013 VMAs In Brooklyn
I’m not sure why Snooki picked just her tits, but apparently the little marmot is disgusted by her own boobs since giving birth to her first bastard baby last year.

My boobs are disgusting. My boobs are hanging, my boobs got so big. You can’t see now because I have a bra – I have a Victoria’s Secret Wonder Bra on – but when I don’t, they just sag and it’s like skin, so I am thinking of getting a boob job maybe … I want to feel confident with my boobies and I don’t.

Snooki shared her disturbing body musings with Bethenny Frankel because I guess women like watching TV shows about how much other women hate their tits too. I wouldn’t watch a show about men talking about how much they hate their hanging sacs, unless it had a hot female hostess I could imagine having sex with. The trump card. Bethenny comforted Snooki by sharing the fact that she had had her own boob job and a lift after having her baby, and just before the ugly end of her second one year marriage. That’s the thing about being a woman, no matter how insipid your problem, once you start sharing, you’re going to find support. Men just want to punch each other in the face for being fucking annoying. I can appreciate the subtle poetry in both.

Photo Credit: Getty, WENN

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(1) Comment

  1. MacDaddy 09/20/2013 16:46

    having seen her tits naked in person several years ago, I can assure you, they wee sagging BEFORE the baby!

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