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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Have Aura Baby

October 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Useless potato people Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to conceive a baby. Wait, before you slit your wrists to opt out of the coming of the devil spawn they would produce, it’s not a real baby. It’s an aura baby. What in the name of holy fuck is an aura baby? Let’s let Heidi explain it via Twitter:

“An Aura Baby is a product of the soul born out of the bio-chemistry of the universe! #speidishow,”

Huh? What the fuck does that even mean? I know what the individual words mean but not what they mean put together. I’m down for any and all types of holistic crystal praying new age shit. Just so long as they don’t actually reproduce a carbon based life form in Heidi’s plasticine lady parts, we should all be safe from the brimstone.

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