Jenny McCarthy Might Get Cut from The View

The roundtable of cackling hens show The View is finding that their audience is not getting into the whole Jenny McCarthy is smart and talented and amazing meme.  In fact, quite the opposite. According to a RadarOnline squeal piece from a show insider:

“ABC has begun doing deep research on Jenny’s work on the show and the initial findings are that viewers want to tune out the second she opens her mouth!”

I guess I do have something in common with the frontal-lobe challenged ladies who form the core audience for The View. Even in my fantasies about binding Jenny to my bedpost and jizzing on her eyelashes, the minute she opens her maw and words come out, I untie her and offer to double her fee if she leaves quickly. Show producers are trying to ‘adjust’ Jenny’s performance on the show to make her more appealing. Like telling her to not talk so much and to say less things and silently hold up pictures of her new puppy.