If you had Kanye and Seattle for who and where the Christian Messiah would make his reappearance, you win a copy of the Yeezus album and a blow job from Kim Kardashian, or two copies of the album if you prefer. Kanye’s been getting ever heavier into his Jesus complex, taking it to the next level with an appearance from the Lamb of God onstage. It’s not exactly clear what the two talked about, but presumably Jesus thanked Kanye for saving the world in his absence, and Kanye thanked Jesus for helping him become rich and famous and getting crazy pussy despite being only a moderately talented fellow really into booties.
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