Kate Upton decided to double down this week on her quest to not be seen as a sex object by both announcing she was dating a lithesome ballroom dancer and hitting the streets of Paris with an acne covered face. It’s no surprise that when models pull all the makeup off, their skin mostly looks like shit. It’d be easy for me to make fun of Kate’s pimples, but then it’d be easy for Kate to point out that she’s still ten times hotter than any woman I’m ever going to have sex with in my entire life and then call me a bitch and order me to get her a latte. I’d highly recommend staring at her tits in silence.
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