It’s unclear who is waiting to purchase the latest autobiography of British fame hussy Katie Price. She’s published a half-dozen tomes of personal tales prior to this new one. They all seem to share a common theme: my life as a tabloid whore has been so crazy! For those not familiar, Katie Price is Kim Kardashian without the business savvy of Kris Jenner or the dick of a super famous black dude in her rump. So, she’s worth about one-percent of Kim. I trust her agent has informed her that all her merchandise shit will be worth a ton more if she were to perish in a gruesome manner. Like pitchfork accident or pitchfork not accident.
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