Scarlett Johansson Named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive

By Lex October 07, 2013 @ 12:46 PM

Scarlett Johansson Is Named Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
Maxim so lowered the bar with their Miley Cyrus Is the Most Attractive Creature Walking This Planet back alley abortion that I can’t bring myself to ridicule Esquire for their Scarlett Johansson nod. This superlatives whacking contest is just a time honored tradition for selling magazines in the old world economy of print journalism. Call me old fashioned but I go by the old standard of ‘Would you throw this woman out of bed?’. Personally, I’ve got the entire adult female world minus Lena Dunham and the chick who Charlize Theron portrayed in Monster on my list.

Photo Credit: Esquire

(3) Comments

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    Admiral 10/07/2013 13:30


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    Admiral 10/07/2013 13:47

    “Sexy” is not something that can only be seen when you squint your eyes. Sexy is not some idle thought or “what if”. Sexy is a verb – It’s something a woman needs to actively strive for; something they need to practice and put work into. It’s not just a word or label or a ‘feel good’ vibe you got.

    The media is trying to redefine what it means to be sexy; to try and wrangle it to fit their twisted worldview.

    Johansson is so far from being the sexiest woman alive I feel insulted. First Cyrus and now Johansson. People have gone insane.

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    dj queef 10/07/2013 15:37

    Admiral is right in everything he posted but the thing is this:it’s just some dumb magazine…probably a bunch of old queens did the voting here….

    This chick has a killer rack but the rest is just boring…lacking in sex appeal…but of course I would bang her in a heartbeat…

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