Whenever somebody tells me anything about their sex life, I’m always thinking just one thing. Unless it involves Katherine Heigl and two donkeys, I’ve heard it before. Still, some people just insist on sharing. Especially older people who are still getting it on. You don’t need to give them much of an opening to brag about their ageless humping habits. Hey, look, there’s rain in the forecast today….just like I rain my man stick down upon your grandma thrice daily. Suzanne Somers saw her opening after Miley Cyrus declared on The Today Show earlier this week by saying that nobody over 40 is having sex.
In fact, the actress and “I’m Too Young For This!” author – now 66 – claims to have sex twice a day, and three times a day on weekends!
“That would be a Saturday or a Sunday when we’re just hanging around,” Suzanne told Access Hollywood Live’s Billy Bush and Kit Hoover when asked if she and her husband have “three-fers.” “I swear to God!”
Suzanne then waited a moment for the obligatory golf applause for older people having sex. Suzanne claims that it’s hormones she takes and force feeds her even older husband that keep them pre-moistened and horny all the time. I would investigate the claim further but I started feeling queasy. Plus she didn’t mention Heigl or the burros.
Here’s Miley Cyrus at 20 ready for sex at her Bangerz release party. I bet she’s not getting it on as much as Suzanne Somers. In your vagina, Miley Cyrus!
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