Mmm, just the words Tori Spelling sex tape are enough to give a man a four hour erection. The thought of that pucker fish face moaning and groaning while her husband who once had a job fondles her off-centered sandbags. I’m buying. Steve Hirsch from Vivid thinks a million other people will too. When the story came out that Tori and her horny husband had blown through Tori’s inheritance and were celebrity broke, the quick thinking Vivid chief remembered the news report about Tori and her man having filmed themselves having sex. Hirsch fired off an offer letter. Dear Tori, look in the mirror, your kids are going to need braces, I will pay you serious cash money to see your husband plowing another baby into you on video. Sincerely, Steve. Or something like that. Tori probably won’t bite. She’s still feuding with her money bags mom, but no way Candy Spelling doesn’t fork over few million herself to keep her daughter out of the Vivid library. Either way Tori gets paid and her husband gets to keep planting babies in her mushy bog.
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