The 138 Water cult decided to step up their game for their seventy-ninth photo shoot by getting Playboy Cybergirl Dani Mathers to take her top off. I guess it works. I’m kind of thirsty and I sure do want to look stylish with my innovative Cool Blue bottle that looks just like Crystal Geyser. If only there were a store that sold this product so that I could quench my dual desires for overpriced water and social admiration.
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