Amanda Bynes No Longer Too Nuts for Court

Congratulations, Amanda Bynes. You’re now competent to stand trial for DUI. It’s like graduation day for celebrities. If you can remember a time before Amanda started shaving her head and lighting fires in old lady’s driveways, she was motoring drunk around L.A. in her Beemer and sideswiping cars and running from the police, you know, allegedly. Amanda faces the likely plea deal of a fine and community service teaching inner-city kids how to properly clean their water pipes to avoid nasty bong water face. Even at that, Amanda’s community service is likely to be suspended since she’s only been determined to be not super fucking nuts, but remains legally classified as mostly still totally bonkers.