Ciara Wears A Very Short Skirt to Snake An Award

Hollywood award shows in general are sucky bits of self-congratulatory circle jerks among people who call themselves artists. The People’s Choice Awards raises the self-satisfaction bar a bit higher by allowing millions of teen girls to decide on the winners. I think the Jonas Brothers win for most heterosexual siblings each year, just to show you the information level of the voters. I guess Ciara really wants one of these trophies for her mantel, next to the trophies she won for 3rd grade attendance and losing a rapper boyfriend to Chelsea Handler. So she wore an incredibly short skirt to the nominations event and flashed her panties a bit. It probably won’t help her with the teen girl voters or the Jonas Brothers for that matter, but it was enough to get me to Google Ciara and learn that bit about 50 Cent swapping out her coop for Chelsea Handler’s. That had to be an ego bruise.

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