That’s not just anybody hoisting the first case of 138 Water, that’s actress Cara Santana who you’ve never heard of. That’s how this 138 conspiracy is going to unfold. Chicks in hats and sunglasses who once appeared in Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 will be distributing the unholy water contents throughout major urban cities. You drink the water and you don’t just die, you become the fashionably hydrated undead. You’ll also be broke. Which in L.A. means you’ll have a harder time getting laid that if you were a zombie.
Even as apocalyptic rollout begins, models with big tits like Jaclyn Swedberg are still being photographed for the lithographed shrouds The 138 will use to encase the forsaken.
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