Beyonce Posts Bikini Vacation Photos To Her Tumblr

By Lex December 05, 2013 @ 1:16 PM

Beyonce Posts Bikini Vacation Photos To Her Tumblr In Jamaica
Mrs. Carter joined her husband in his 22-day vegan challenge¬†when her staff alerted her to the fact that there’d not been a fresh news story on her in almost forty-eight hours. They were going to go with a cute mommy and me beach time story during her Jamaica tour stop, but when they arrived in Kingston, Beyonce’s handlers had to embarrassingly admit nobody could remember where the hell they had left Blue Ivy. So they switched to Pan B about the vegan nonsense. The search engine Bing recently named Beyonce as the most searched celebrity term in 2013, close in numbers to the most searched term overall which was ‘What the fuck is Bing?’

Photo Credit: Beyonce/Tumblr

(7) Comments

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    TitsAreNice 12/05/2013 14:46

    They neglected to mention that the most searched term of “Beyonce” was only a fraction of the search phrase. The complete entry was, “Beyonce is a no-talent fugly whore in need of a good old-fashioned sodomizing with a rolling pin dipped in lye and battery acid; how do I go about making this happen?”

    At least that’s how I searched it out on more than one occasion.

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    RoreyRock 12/05/2013 20:25

    The most overrated fat ass – Sasha Fierce- amazing
    that anyone would pay to see this lip syncing
    pig live- this is an American super star? GTFO

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    Beylerbey 12/05/2013 20:45

    Wasn’t Beyonce some sort of sex symbol like 10 years ago or something?

    Don’t get me wrong: I would, and it’s nice to get a break from Rihanna.

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    readykilowatt 12/05/2013 21:06

    Yep when it’s time to punch out for the day and give up nothing says quitting time like a post about Beyonce or JAyZ.
    I guess it was a slow day for Madonna.

  5. avatar
    Al Bundy 12/06/2013 12:57

    Could she have worn an uglier bathing suit ?

  6. avatar
    BloodyTomFlint 12/06/2013 16:54

    Tits, mixing an acid and a base neutralizes them both. A flaming rolling pin would be quite effective however.

  7. avatar
    Puritan 12/07/2013 01:45

    Give it up – you’re not a white girl!

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