Brandi Glanville Says Black People Can’t Swim

By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 3:47 PM

Sometimes it’s hard to tell with drunks if they want attention or they just say stupid shit because they’re snookered. Last month Brandi Glanville announced that Joanna Krupa’s pussy smelled bad. Now, she’s drunk again by the pool on whatever stupid fucking show she’s on telling the dark skinned member of the cast that of course you can’t swim, because, ‘you’re black’.  Which not only offended this co-star Joyce Giraud, but pissed off the 2.3% of black people who do indeed enjoy water sports. Glanville quickly backtracked on her remarks, first stating that she was referring to the fact that all black people obviously have weaves that can’t get wet, and when she realized that sounded pretty fucking stupid too, she went for the ‘I have lots of minority friends so shut the fuck up.’ Thankfully, somebody cut her off before she brought up her BBC gangbang background as further proof that she’s the next Mandela.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Da Bunk 12/11/2013 16:04

    We can’t swim. It’s not a secret.

  2. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/11/2013 16:29

    Yet it’s okay to say white men can’t jump?

    What is this topsy-turvy world coming to?

  3. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 12/11/2013 20:04

    of course you can’t swim, because, ‘you’re black’

    …especially when chained to a cinderblock…..

  4. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/12/2013 12:07

    That’s right, bitch. Apologize for that hurtful stereotype that happens to be true.

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