Indians Drop Brandi Glanville Because She Said Black People Can’t Swim

By Lex December 16, 2013 @ 6:50 PM

I knew the Seminole Indians owned the Hard Rock casinos and cafes, I didn’t know the Hard Rock Casino in Tampa had the motto ‘Love All, Serve All’, slightly different from their sister hotel casino in Hollywood, Florida with the motto ‘Anna Nicole Smith’s heart stopped here’. The Tampa casino take their charitable motto seriously and gives you a warm hug and a bag of Jolly Ranchers after you zero out your bank account at the blackjack tables. As benevolent as these casino operators are, they do not tolerate racial insensitivity. They dropped Brandi Glanville from their bikini calendar launch party after her comments on her show that the darker-skinned housewife couldn’t swim because she was black. Brandi called it a funny ha-ha and contended she was drunk anyhow when she said it so by Irish bar rules it should’ve been forgiven after three punches to her face. But the Seminoles saw it differently and dropped her from the venue. They got housewife Joanna Krupa to take Brandi’s place. A bitter twist since the last time Brandi got loaded and opened her pie hole, she told everyone Joanna had a stanky snatch. Such are the fascinating turns in the lives of women who get wasted and say stupid shit for a living.

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(2) Comments

  1. Admiral 12/16/2013 20:11

    If I had a choice between Joanna Krupa or the Megan Fox twins, I would go with Krupa. That’s how awesome she is.

  2. Beylerbey 12/16/2013 22:04

    Does the fact that she’s married to eurotrash change your assessment at all, Admiral?

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