Jaclyn Swedberg Gets On All Fours for 138 Water

By Lex December 17, 2013 @ 1:40 PM

Jaclyn Swedberg Poses In A Bikini For A 138 Water Commercial Photoshoot
I thought NSA bulk data collection helped to rid the planet of these 138 Water interplanetary soul suckers, but apparently, we traded liberty for zero security as these bastards continue to probe the anii of our domestic lady folk. When the war is over and there’s nothing left but the vendetta trials, girls like Jaclyn Swedberg will claim ignorance to their role in the invasion. We will believe them, because test results will confirm their ignorance, but also because we think we have an outside chance of sleeping with them. That’s the most sinister part about this.

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