Kim And Kanye Want To Get Married At Versailles

By Michael December 04, 2013 @ 1:55 PM

Kim and Kanye reaaaally want to have their wedding at Versailles. Yes, THAT Versailles. The over-the-top golden palace of the Bourbon kings of France. I mean, where else would the lord Yessiah and his cum dumpster queen get married than at the most famous palace on Earth? It’s unclear whether the Frogs will let the couple marry on the grounds of the national landmark. at least not without denouncing America and pretending French comedies are the least bit funny. It’s strangely fitting in a way. Much like Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI these two are largely hated for their ridiculous lifestyle and general dickery. Also like the two rotting royals, they seem completely oblivious to the fact that everyone wants to see their heads roll down a wooden platform and into a basket while painted midgets dance and traveling minstrels play the lute. Let them eat Khloe.

(5) Comments

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    Maybe_Observer 12/04/2013 14:29

    Qualifying round #1…..ask them to pronounce “Versailles”

    Qualifying round #2……Kim’s tits….

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    Al (Ted) Bundy 12/04/2013 15:21

    When I first read the headline, for some reason I thought it said “Kim and Kanye to be gassed at Versailles.”

    Don’t know why my brain processed it that way, but I prefer it to the actual headline.

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    Admiral 12/04/2013 15:36

    Kanye always has that vacant-idiot look on his face.

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    Adam D 12/04/2013 16:32

    Just shows you how dumb both Kanye and the Kardashians are. Do any search and you will find that France does not allow fly by night weddings. To get married in France you have to have lived there for 45 days. France will not permit this wedding. As they whore for attention they should do a little research first.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 12/04/2013 20:54

    Thank you Adam pertinent info on this very important subject.

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