Suri Cruise Has a Twitchy Middle Finger

By Lex December 06, 2013 @ 6:56 PM

The last time Suri Cruise flipped the bird to photographers, her suck ups in the media were quick to call it a mistaken hair twisting hand gesture. This time, what? She’s hailing a cab? Working her way into a raised fist for Mandela? No, that’s definitely a big bird flip off from the seven year old. I’ve committed to never calling Suri Cruise a little bitch like paparazzi members have in the past because I think it’s unfair to label any kid a twit when their parents have fucked them up so very well. But someday that little bitch is going to flip it toward a cop or a Gambino crime family member and suffer a beating worse than the time she told her dad she didn’t believe large doses of niacin and rubber suit jogging had cured him of his gay.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Puritan 12/07/2013 01:34

    Xenu would approve !

  2. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 12/07/2013 01:54

    I hate to break this to you Lex, but it’s insanely creepy to be posting pictures of little children…..especially on a site known for showing nudity.

    Seriously, you need a different hobby.

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    Maybe_Observer 12/07/2013 17:09

    Suri has been posted on this site since she was born….

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