Alyssa Milano Done Got Fat Shamed

By Lex January 03, 2014 @ 5:08 PM

Fat shaming started when chubby people stopped being tribal kings with access to abundant food sources and just lazy bastards with bullshit glandular issues. It’s only been officially called fat shaming since the big and chunky tried to reclaim their jiggling figures as a social positive and needed a way to make fat jokesters look like heartless monsters. Alyssa Milano got fat shamed by Jay Mohr who was surprised by her wide body when he saw her at the NASCAR Awards in early December.

She was one of the presenters. She’s very tiny, in height…It seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s–t’…I read it on her gut..

Somebody sat in the director’s chair and was not wearing Spanx and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ.

Oh, slam. I mean, fat shame. That’s what Alyssa Milano called it when she wrote back a purposefully classy Tweet to Jay Mohr, filled with positive messages for him and his wife and kids but calling out Jay’s fat shaming. Since then, large lovely ladies have been slobbering praise on Alyssa like she’s the first true zero calorie cheesecake bite. Jay Mohr probably should’ve kept his fat jokes to himself. For a couple cheap chuckles he’s unleashed an entire fat girl army. I wonder if it’ll still seem so funny when the first wave of berserker BBWs descend from their mountainous camps with the aid of gravity and murderous rage. It’s hard to laugh when you can’t breathe.

wwtdd

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    DrainBammage 01/03/2014 22:59

    Have you seen the picture of Milano in that red dress?
    its not that she is thick bodied but she looks OOOOOOLD in the face.
    Seriously, there is no single greater crime than looking old in Hollywood unless its looking old at 41 when youre already had tons of surgery throughout the years.

    And she’s 41. Not 51 or 61. 41yrs old. She looks way more than that so its funny that the newspaper say she looks good for her age.
    Look at that picture http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1562020.1388464489!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/453780673mw00075-nascar-spr.jpg and tell me that she looks good for her age.
    She’s not even in the sexy MILF category but more in the Debbie Reynolds in the latter years of her live. The word Im looking for is she looks ‘matronly’.
    Dont get me wrong, there are quite a few actresses in their 50′s that are quite bangable. I dont care how old you are if youre hot. But being 41 isnt exactly a death knell for being hot. Its quite normal to be hot at 41 in real life and in Hollywood.
    You dont work 9 to 5, you have time to train with personal trainers, to go to spas and the use of the best plastic surgeons in the world. You are EXPECTED to be hot at 41.

    Then again, she’s had guys beating off to her since she was 8 or 9 so I guess 3 decades takes its toll.
    Over this time we had the small boobed rolling in mud Milano nudes, the short blond Milano nudes, the mid 20s series of artistic nudes and a fine body of work and boobage on cable TV for over a decade with one last gasp at hottie status on Charmed.
    We were all ready for her foray in MILF territory in the Mimi Rogers vein (STILL fsckable even as she gets really old) but now she seems to be headed in Golden Girls/Designing Women era. (jean smart, in her 60s but still bangable)

  2. avatar
    Admiral 01/04/2014 10:42

    I don’t understand how Jay Mohr is famous. He was kind of handsome when he was younger but considering how bad he looks now it’s a wonder he criticizes anyone for anything that can be construed as unattractive.

You must be to post a comment.