Cara Delevingne Worf Eyebrows in Lingerie

January 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

I’m still not sure how frightening eyebrows got to be the hottest shit in the modeling world. I can only assume the gay men who tightly control the industry find that her bushy caterpillars remind them of the Wood Shop instructors who helped them sand their birdhouses into after-school ecstasy. While there’s a general appeal to coked up young half-dressed fashion models, just the idea of the Klingons crossing the Neutral Zone makes my bobos suck up into my body cavity. I hear she likes to talk too. This whole thing is just not working.

Photo Credit: La Perla

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