It’s January which means the gnomes in the art department at Sports Illustrated are working double shifts to airbrush the shit out of the thousands of photos the former sports journal took of spray tanned models over the past six months. In just a few weeks time we’ll be able to see tons of homogenized looking nipple-less female forms of non-distinct ethnic backgrounds. I’m going to continue to pleasure myself to my mint in wrapper Cheryl Tiegs 1983 as a form of ongoing protest that me and Jennifer Lawrence and Melissa McCarthy fatty fans have about Photoshopping models. With a little eye shadow and moderate starvation, women are fine just the way they are.
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