Selena Weber Covered in Foam and Crap Around the Web

March 12, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Ellie Goulding Italian Bikini Vacay and Shit Around the Web

July 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


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Genevieve Morton Cheesecake Shots Are Her Burden to Carry

December 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being a bikini model at thirty requires numerous considerations about how to frame your continuing work as an actual career. That goes beyond the physical toll to maintain your shape. At some point it becomes about a profound rationale... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

July 28, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Genevieve Morton knows Instagram is for bikini shots. And ISIS terrorism recruitment. Someday the two shall merge. READ MORE

Genevieve Morton Extreme Sideboob

August 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d never tell a woman how to dress. If I did, I’d tell her to dress like this. If you notice how greasy her face is you’re probably sexually fluid and should consider spending more on belts. This Owen... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton in A Bikini

November 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick really is my favorite. She’s the hot blonde South African model that wasn’t killed by Oscar Pistorious in the Blade Runner model murder roulette. She’s using her second chance at life to show off her tits and... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton Poses In Bikinis

August 12, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why women require eighty-two dozen bikini options each summer. You could probably do with three. The Model, the Average Girl, and the You Probably Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini. Men only need five minutes to purchase... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton Poses Nude for Randall Slavin

July 17, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This South African chick will do anything for attention. You think laying naked on a rocky beach is pleasant? You get a chunk of limestone up your cunny and you’ll be wondering why you didn’t take that weekend shift... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton Topless In GQ

July 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Genevieve Morton seems to be booking about five magazine shoots per day. She finished out last night with a racy nature pictorial for Ranger Rick. She’s trying to earn enough coin to be smuggled over the giant wall they... READ MORE

Genevieve Morton In Lingerie

July 1, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like this South African chick a lot. I’d like to think we could spend hours over drinks discussing how the trains ran on time under Apartheid before unlocking the seven deadbolts on her Johannesburg loft and making love... READ MORE