I'm Pretty Sure Katy Perry Is Pregnant

Katy Perry Shows Off Her Cleavage At Universal Music Group's Post Grammy Party When I was a child I came across an elderly gypspy woman requiring assistance to cross a rural road. Many people had passed her by, but I took it upon myself to guide her gently to her destination across the way. For my pure act of kindness, the gypsy woman tapped me with the gift of limited omniscience. Mostly, I can't see or understand any of the important shit, but when it comes to useless garbage, I'm like the all-seeing fucking eagle. I'm telling you now that Katy Perry is pregnant, so that if you happen to be the baby daddy, you'll have time to get your affairs in order. Mostly passports and whatever loose cash you can find to escape the Thirty Mile Zone. If Mario Lopez reaches you on the phone, you will only have seven days left to live. Run, spunky, and don't look back.

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