Miley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest’s New Year

By Travis January 02, 2014 @ 12:00 PM

If you missed Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you’re pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest’s shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal people was pretty terrible. However, the best part of it was probably watching Miley Cyrus try to stand in one place and not look like she was the most uncomfortable person on the planet in her giant fur coat and stupid boots. When all was said and done, Miley gave Ryan a New Year’s Kiss to thank him for extending her 15 minutes a little longer, and if that guy wasn’t gay before, he has probably already spent the better part of the first two days of 2014 at a truck stop glory hole.

Photo Credit: Miley Cyrus


(2) Comments

  1. Admiral 01/02/2014 12:59

    I watched about 30 seconds of TV on new year’s eve. Subsequently it was the best holiday I’ve had in years.

    I sometimes think how better this world would be if we all shut off our TV’s and smartphones at least once a week and got drunk together, as a nation.

  2. Tylerdurden389 01/02/2014 16:27

    Or as George Carlin said: Every day, every kid should have 3 hours of daydreaming. Just daydreaming And you could use a little of it yourself, by the way. Sit outside, look up at the clouds, it’s good for ya.

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