Paulina Gretzky Isn’t Half Bad Looking

By Lex January 07, 2014 @ 1:37 PM

Paulina Gretzky Strips Down To A Yellow Bikini In Hawaii
I’m getting kind of misty here. It seems like just yesterday I was masturbating to Paulina’s mom. Now, here I am imagining the daughter. Just like her mom, Paulina isn’t waiting around to nab a professional athlete to marry. It’s like a running back jumping on the biggest guaranteed contract dollars knowing those knees won’t hold out forever. Lock it down when everybody wants you and you won’t be working as an Indian reservation casino greeter someday. It’ll be a few years before her fianc√©¬†Dustin Johnson completely understands why a guy like Tiger would bang any and all women other than his hot blond wife. But a fun few years.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

(5) Comments

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    B A Baracus 01/07/2014 16:08

    How strange is it that the tattoo on her hip is her dad’s number? Did he take advice from Hulk Hogan?

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    Hugh G. Rection 01/07/2014 16:10

    She doesn’t look like she’s going to age well.

    And yes BA, tattooing your dad’s sweater # on your crotch is a little, um, irregular.

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    Beylerbey 01/07/2014 16:52

    She looks like she would get incredibly bitchy after coitus.

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    B A Baracus 01/07/2014 18:33

    Another reason against cuddling, I guess.

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